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Merry Christmas, me Hearties!

Shiver me timbers!  If ye be havin’ the gall to look across the briny deep, ye’ll be
seein’ such a booty that would make even the queen blush.  Methinks me
might be seein’ the mother lode right here in me ol’ spyglass!

Eliza can’t believe her own eyes!  Right there in her spyglass is a big red sleigh just waiting to be pilfered!  Captain Greybeard comes
along just in time to fix his gaze upon the large and amazin’ treasure and calls for the mates to quickly hoist the mizzen!   While Santa
and the elves hurriedly load the sleigh, the pirates burst in and surprise them, taking everything. But afterward, the thrill
of the lootin’ just isn’t there and Eliza confronts the Cap’n with their error in judgment..  Together they nostalgically
remember Christmas past and the jolly ol’ creature who brought them the spoils of his bag.  With a change of heart
and just in the nick of time, the pirates return the stolen booty.   Because time is so very short, the pirates
agree to help Santa by commandeering their ship to deliver toys to the South Pacific. 
Later they all meet back at the Pole for the Christmas pageant. 
Yo, ho, ho, ho, over the raging sea we go!

           Characters:  Santa Claus 
                                The elves:  Ollie, Siofra, Alfie, Twink, Deidra, Livvy, Graciela
                                The Pirates:  Eliza, Dutch Pete, One-Eyed Maddie, Captain Greybeard, Jolly Jules
                                The Children:  Sara and Joey Townsend
                                The "extras":  Add extra pirates and elves, also Nativity characters (optional)

           Time:           With singing groups between the scenes, allow one hour!                                    
 

 

 

 
 

So, Ollie are we on schedule?  You know that I like to leave
no later than one minute before midnight!

 

Yarr!  A look-see I'd like to be havin' here. 
Move over, ye saucy wench!

 
         
 

 

 
 

To arms, me lads!  The spoils of the sleigh shall be ours
and ours to keep!

 

I'm adding you to the Black List of bad little boys and girls
who only get a bundle of switches for Christmas. 
Now, what is your name again?

 
         
 

 

 
 

Joey, there is nothing here, nothing at all.
Santa has forgotten us.

 

Arrr, Cap'n, I've made note of me sharp tongue.  It be troublin'
me till me dyin' day.  I meant no disrespect, sir.

 
         
 

 

 
 

Avast, little one!  It's me bones that should be
strung from the crow's nest.

 

'Tis kind of ye, Santa, to allow such a roguish fellow as
I to be speakin' t'ye, especially after the mutinous
stunt we've pulled 'ere.

 
         
 

 
     

Well, Ollie another successful ride!  Children around
the world will be waking up to the smell of turkey
 in the oven and the sights of presents around the tree.

     
       
   

 

Merry Christmas, me Hearties!
Price: $30.00

   
   

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